R: "Ah, I think I've got it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense, not to himself."
G: "Or just as mad."
R: "Or just as mad."
G: "And he does both."
R: "So there you have it."
G: "Stark raving sane."
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern – [Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead]

“That's the Box. The Blue Box. It's always there. Like a magic carpet. This funny little box that transports me to faraway places.”
The Doctor as John Smith – [Doctor Who]

C: "What do I say?"
A: [looks up from camera] "I dunno... how about 'Wish you were here'?"
C: [looking around, turns on Ford] "I wish who was here?"
A: "I dunno. Who do you wish was here?"
C: "No one! I wish I wasn't bloody here!"
Carson and Aiden – [Stargate Atlantis]

“I know communication isn't your forte, Mr. Stoic, but you can just go to Carson, point out on the body chart where it hurts and grunt a little, he'll know what you mean.”
Rodney to John – [The Axis of Pythia by packyrsuitcass]

"Hitler actually won World War II. Then Neil Gaiman wrote an alternate-history story in which the allies won, and reality was too intimidated to argue the point."
Jim C. Hines

"Have we sent the 'don't shoot us, we're pathetic' transmission yet?"
John – [Farscape]

D: "Go ahead, Teal'c, tell them how deep you are! You'll be lucky if you even understand this!"
T: [lifts one eyebrow] "My depth is immaterial to this conversation."
D: "Oooh! So deep!"
J: "No more beer for you."
Daniel, Teal’c and Jack – [Stargate SG-1]